April 13, 2010

As The Spa Turns Over, The Pilot

Infraspinatus

Amber is giving a massage to a Nervous Client who won't stop talking.

Nervous Client: "Blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah."

Voice In Amber's Head #1: "Why is it so loud in here?!!"

Voice In Amber's Head #2: "I'm sorry, Captain. He just won't shut up."

V.i.A.H. #1: "You know what you need to do."

V.i.A.H. #2: The infraspinatus muscle strip?! But it's so early in the massage!

V.i.A.H. #1: Do it! Do it now!

V.i.A.H. #2: Yes, Captain! Applying stripping to the left infraspinatus now.

Unconscious Client: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

V.i.A.H. #1: Nice work. As you were.

Posted by Amber at April 13, 2010 10:47 PM
Comments

That made me laugh. And after a long night with sick kids, that takes quite a bit. :)

Posted by: Sara Kay at April 14, 2010 07:50 AM

LOL!!!

Posted by: Seth at April 14, 2010 09:39 AM

NICE...Now my question is...can this infraspinatus muscle strip be self-triggered? :-)

Posted by: alex at April 14, 2010 11:53 AM
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